"Blog With Pictars" brings up many questions.
A) What is this?
B) Why don't you learn to spell you fucking motherfucker?
A) It's sort of a webcomic. With words. And less artistry.
B) I can spell! I ONLY CHOOSE NOT TO. See, this is how I spell fish: "ghoti."
C) ;) ;) ;P
I can't draw worth a shit. I'm not even very good at MS Paint. I'm even worst at Paintbrush for Macs. So, naturally, I'll be using Paintbrush for Macs to Illustrate this. Simply put, it's a blog with pictars. Look at the URL, I'm being honest.
So yeah. I'm Patrick Shand. This is me:
Contrary to what that pictar would have you believe, I have a body. Here, take a look.
I know, sexy. Please, those currently wearing pants, please try to keep them on. There are predators outside and I want you to be safe.
This blog will chronicle the awkward moments of my life (see image above). So if you like awkwardness, things that don't suck, terrible pictures that do suck, and or the word "phallus" (teehee) then this is the place for you. Favorite it. Facebook it. Tweet it, even.
MOAR TO COME MWAHAHAHAHA